Another day, another afternoon to add to the very long list of Lauren's Antics.
In a matter of ten minutes, she managed to pull down the newly hung bathroom towel downstairs, saturate it with water and dispose of it on the floor which was followed by her being sent to her room. Whilst upstairs she took off her diaper, deposited it on the carpet and proceeded to pee. ON the carpet. Ew. She then got a very loud verbal instruction plan on going potty on the TOILET and got placed on there. As I walked back to clean up the second part of a mama-testing exercise, Lauren managed to take the body wash and squeeze the bottle up and down on her arms and legs and the upstairs bathroom floor.
I. Was. Done.
Started whispering to Jesus- why? WHY? Why would she do all these things?
Then it came to me- in all cases, the floors did need to be cleaned.
It's a good thing she's cute otherwise I'd send her packin'!